Everybody Wang Cho tonight!

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but please, no one spoil how they made that barn!"
How'd they make that barn? In one day, with the help of Amish zombies. They're way better than those lazy shiftless Mennonite zombies.

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producing its famous “Knock Knock, Who’s There, Vodka” vodia …"

Timing - my impression was the explosion went off just before they got there.

I'd teach her how to play Dungeons & Dragons - but not tell her that dwarves have infrared vision.

If you mean "greatest" in quality as opposed to quantity, I guess he'd beat Stephen King.

Without the words of Seuss
The doctor's but a muse

Bill Hicks said it first! I think …

U trollin?

Agreed. The Office worked in the early years because we could see ourselves and our co-workers in the characters (the weirdo as Dwight, the person with a horrible personal life as Meredith, the old person who does little as Creed, ourselves as Pam or Jim, etc.).

More like bad writing on your part. I've got free time, I can keep this going all day.

R U sure? or R U serious?

I'm not Irish and I don't care!

There could be a whole second list for bad Disney adaptations. The Black Cauldron, Alice in Wonderland, Oliver & Company, Bambi (that film may be a classic, but it's a poor adaptation of the novel).

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Please console me/give me back my faith in humanity."

You want a bunch of strangers who don't know your real name to validate your life? I mean, even if we did know your real name, all you'd get is snark.

The Sitter? What, was that the movie where a little girl says, "I let my haters be my motivators?" and Jonah Hill says, "And that's what's up!" Because I think that's all anyone saw of it.

And their website design goes back to 2001.

Sarah Jessica Parker gets two worst actress nominations? Has she really lost all the good karma accumulated from LA Story?

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