"Here lies the body of Mary Lee."

Delete this before Hollywood gets any ideas!

"I'm sorry, I can't find my top."
*wild applause*

Agreed. I was kind of meh, but now I know what I'm doing New Year's Eve.

Some of the comments are so full of vitriol you'd think Yoko shat on their mothers.

Unless she broke up your band, no, it's not reasonable at all.

I'm the aunt who gives mini drum sets and sno-cone makers for presents. But then my sister outsmarts me by announcing that those are now "grandma's house toys".

Totally And Radically Driving In Space.

And some people do it just to be twats, like the twat a few threads above.

EYEROLL.
"Look at how cool I am, guys. I stopped watching a TV show I didn't like and I came here to tell you all about it."

He looks like a wax sculpture in Titanic. It's really weird.

Robin Tunney's is god awful.

The whole list and comment section made me realize I'm terrible at picking out wigs. Except for Robin Tunney's. That one is painfully obvious.

That last sentence was pure poetry, friend.

You're a liar.

Hey, are you aware of this breast cancer thing?

Personally, I think tweeting or facebooking your prayers is tacky and shitty. You're not praying. You prayed and then you decided to let the internet know so you could get a pat on the back. It begs to be mocked.

(Some) Christians will take ANY opportunity to feel victimized.

"But it's strawberry, bro!" HATE those commercials.

We need to get those annoying kids from the Truth ads to take on the NRA next.