Sheryl Crow belts. Barnett talk/sings. Their voices and sounds couldn't be more different. They're both women who play guitar. Is that what's confusing you?

They did the same thing with Mama.

I liked that the reason they didn't just leave the house was because the dad was an asshole who didn't want to.

Ugh. Anyone who uses hipster as an insult is way worse than any hipster.

Meh. They won't fuck you either.

Shit, I don't take doctors seriously unless they've taken such a photo.

DO IT! It is an awesome movie and I promise you won't regret it. If you do I'll buy you a Faygo.

"I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Palmer the thing - I don't know what - trying to get in my right."

Lisa Bonet was pretty great too.

I would love to see Overboard remade but done as a terrifying Lifetime movie.

The woman has amazing arms.

*giant motherfucking eyeroll to this shit*

You should check out Neil Cicierega. He mashes up Smashmouth with other songs. "Float On" and "Imagine" are so hilariously stupid.

No.

I want to see this just because of Johnny.

Goddamnit do I love you AV Clubbers.

We saw a lot of Will in his underwear in the first season, so I think it's the former.

It would be hilarious and awesome if The Food Network aired Hannibal. I would sign my paychecks over to them to make it happen.

The b-side can be "Do the Finger Wag".

She still has her guns too! I couldn't stop staring at her arms under her cardigan.