I read this whole thing in Pam's voice.

I turned the second one off because it focused too much on the dad, and that guy sucks.

Only if you like your zombie movies completely bloodless. I can't recall even the slightest bit of gore.

INCORRECT.

Psst. Your fedora is showing.

That's all I could think. "This is how Coven wishes it could've been."

And SMH. Fuck SMH.

The Pear Dream.

I loved when Bruce McCulloch did the annoying little boy who would bother aduts. "There was a kid in my class who needed a blood transfusion but they gave him apple juice instead and in the fall he changed colors, fell out of a tree and died."

I can't take him seriously because of Black Mirror. It's all I can think of when Caliban opens his mouth.

I always thought Hartnett was nice looking guy, but watching him flirt good-naturedly with Lyle nearly made me swoon!

Caliban will never have 10 friends.

But if the apocalypse happens in the winter you're good to go.

But John Mayer is already a joke.

Which head of yours is bragging now?

"We have no more children for you to save." That line and "YOU were happy, Malcolm" were so good. And you're right. Hartnett's face in the carriage was priceless.

Same here! I cannot take Caliban seriously because of it.

I just can't not see him doing the thing he did in Black Mirror. I will never be able to look at him without thinking of it.

Sweet, sweet Proteus. He reminded me of my yellow lab.

Aw. Someone's got a type - and that type wants nothing to do with him.