I just thought he was a raging alcoholic!

Aunt Edna is a family favorite. "Is Rusty still in the Navy?"

Instead of pokes to the eye you get a bolt pistol to the dome.

Doppelganger and dodeccahedron are the best. And I'm still not convinced that juxtapose is a real word.

I can still hear them saying "anti-quews!"

Word to this. I could feel Mr. Shoebox glaring at me the whole time it was on but I was too busy laughing to care.

I'm thinking it's like the video in The Ring. Maybe if I pass it on to others I'll be spared.

I really really hope he stays on for a few more seasons. He's been my absolute favorite thing so far this season. I can't imagine how much fun that role is to play. It's probably exhausting too.

I love Dandy so much. His wooing of Bette was hilarious, but when he flew into his temper tantrum I was like, "my boy is back!"

Careful or he'll run away to St. Petersburg where they have REAL carmel corn.

You gave up on life, didn't ya?

I liked some of their early stuff, but everything in the last 5 years sounds like it should be in a sports drink or deodorant commercial, with slow motion shots of sweat flying off of a guy as he's head-butting a soccer ball. That said, Dave Grohl does seem like a really cool guy, so I always feel a little bad that I…

At least you didn't watch it with your mom like I did.

I still haven't seen the rest of Up or Frozen because the beginnings made me cry so hard I didn't want to see the rest. I think I freaked out my nieces.

I can't remember anything from the movie. I only remember how sad I felt after watching it and my poor aunt trying to console me before my mom came to get me. Just like Sophie's Choice I refuse to revisit this movie.

I'll do my damndest to make your dream come true, but I'm only one woman.

Watching a Quentin Tarantino movie that's been edited for tv is almost as fun as watching the real version. Pulp Fiction is my favorite.
"My eyes are wide in-focused open."
"Baby, be cool! Tell that baby to be cool!"
Inglorious Basterds was on TNT the other night and they had no problem showing all of the violence, but…

If only that horse had softened his kick to your head.

*rests chin on her hands*
Tell us more about how you and mom met.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.