http://www.youtube.com/watc… speaking of young girls in situations they are too young for

I haven't ever seen a mumblecore movie because I watch very few movies, however I know that the guys who made Cyrus started out in that "genre", and I loved Cyrus. So. Yes.

I had no idea she was a Jew.

Ellen Page is from/apparently lives where I is from/lives. That is why I deserve an Oscar.

maybe she was just stupid, like every single person who has ever had an anti-abortion thought in their anti-abortion head? did you think of that?

Is it necessarily mysogynist to call a woman "bitch"?

I've never watched this show, but are The Roots allowed to highjack an interview and challenge the guests? Also, there is no way in hell Michele Bachmann would have actually responded to criticism. If she reacts in any way similar to how she did on Piers Morgan, she'll claim she's here to sell her book, not argue…

Dear Dad,

I realize now nobody was speaking of films ripe for remakes, but that conversation is going on a thousand times a minute in some distant, faraway Hollywoodland.

Speaking of films ripe for a remake…

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist.

Damn Janeane Garofalo and her enjoyment of 1970s soul music, her defining characteristic!

He's playing Richard Pryor in an upcoming biopic.

UNHAND HIM!

Wait? Leon as in Leon Black? As in Leon Black was the surrogate for Larry David? As in fictional Larry David was not the surrogate for Larry David? As in I am thinking of the wrong Leon?

We're sending our love down the well
DOWN THAT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You've just decided my Christmas presents for the year. Larry Sanders show on DVD please. I need to rewatch something after incessantly rewatching Breaking Bad, and The Larry Sanders Show is just the ticket. HEY NOW!

I am drunk and feel far stupider than everyone. Teach me the ways of the arrogant drunk. Please.

Your DNA is terrible, isn't it?

Trilobite guy, I was responding to Jefoid, who said, "Maybe nobody should be taxed more." I don't think he was being sarcastic. You, however, were obviously being sarcastic.