Plato had a son? was it Aristotle? teheheho

The Gary Coleman - It's where you fuck a young black boy continuously for 20 years and stunt his growth

I'm ambivalent about Billy Joel. But this is the internet. It was made for unearned hatred.

Then I hope you die soon.

I've never taken a logic class. And you're the only person on here sadder than me because you took the time to read then critique my stupid bullshit.

I can't defend anything that I said, but I can say that 10 minutes is no time at all in terms of thinking then writing.

Something tells me those 10 minutes would have been used more productively sleeping.

I just want to remind you of the sentence for which you've wasted precious fractions of a calorie in thinking: "Somewhere in him is a decent talk show host, but fuck if I know how to bring it out of him."

Billy Joel sucks. I can show my work too.
1.Billy Joel is 61 years old. That is by definition old.
2.Old is not young
3.Billy Joel himself said, "Only the good die young."
4.Billy Joel is still alive.
5.Therefore Billy Joel is not good.
6.It follows that Billy Joel knows he sucks.
7.It's Billy Joel's world and we're all just…

did you see any cool colours?

everything i say is true
the previous sentence was false
ive got a pair of something blue
they're my ballse allse allse

Who the fuck is getting boners over those bitches. i wouldn't even have fucked meryl streep when she was young, except in defending your life. well i would have totally fucked her, but i never found she or diane keaton very attractive.

Fuck marriage.

don't watch so many goddamn movies that you get tired of something so specific.

im not even a movie nerd
i dont have the patience to watch movies almost ever
so i rarely do
but i smoke a lot of weed, and do a lot of drugs in general and pass the time reading bullshit online and then i read shit online
often ebert
i like his writing a lot, and i like him

hilarious

did ijust say no contempt for religious people. that depends. if you keep it to yourself, then it's never even an issue. but if you jam jesus down my jams (long shorts learned the word in a calvin and hobbes cartoon)

i am an ardent atheist. religion is bullshit, and i'm not an idiot just because i don't list all the reasons why i know it is. however i dont have any contempt for religious people. life is fucking tough. everybody needs something to hold onto.
and also, about your snotty remark. it is the nature of belief in that…

the only thing i identify with is the beach boys song "i just wasn't made for these times". fuck my generation. 21 year olds are worthless.

as long as he keeps doing stand up, chris rock can make as many shitty movies as he wants.