Mayonegg?

Roger Ebert likes that joke!

I hope Mamet include's the whole masturbation passage. That got me through the days of dial up.

He's maturing.

Frank Zappa was an asshole. He wouldn't even stay in the same hotel as the Mothers of the Invention. Though I suppose that's because his moustache really stunk.

I mean immorality, not amorality.

I don't believe in amorality. I think morality is a product of evolution, as is amorality. Community and altruism within the community come from evolution, but so do fear of difference and hate between groups.

I love being called an idiot for not listing Peter Gabriel's discography.

Yes. Morality exists obvioiusly, but the universe doesn't give a shit about it.

I don't even give a shit about what I'm doing all day, I'm going to read Ashton Kutcher's diary?

That's subversive. "I don't believe in a god." Big whoop. Instead you bullshit yourself about humanity and morality. I don't believe in god, but I don't stop there. I have found that if there is no god, if we have no maker, then we have been built without a purpose. Things without a purpose are useless. Our lives…

I went to school with a young player on the Minnesota NHL team,whatever it is. His name is James Sheppard, he is no celebrity. I had absolutely no contact with him until the end of grade 12, when he returned from playing minor league hockey and I worked on a couple projects with him. He didn't do shit on those fucking…

How is that a problem. Or as an AV club commentor would say, "how is that a caveat?" You fuckers love three things and three things only: having opinions, and the words caveat and prescient.

I'd fuck Jennifer Aniston, which might necessitate hanging out with her. But maybe not. After all, her biological clock is ticking like the carbomb in the beginning of Lethal Weapon 2, and just like Danny Glover and Mel Gibson, I'll snatch that pussy off the hood and escape the explosion just in time.

And Bill Hicks.

Hey, words have meaning, so maybe think about what you say before you carve it into the internet where it will remain for eons. Meeting god is essentially experiencing Nirvana. Infinite knowledge, understanding, and love. Yeah that's the same as meeting the guy who did "Shock the Monkey."

I heard him on Howard Stern last year talking about George Carlin was a pussy for bringing water on stage, and how comics never used to have a drink on stage. And then I wonder what it is every single comic in every stand up special,concert,etc. is drinking.

Carl Sagan.

If you were ashamed of it you wouldn't have posted it on the internet. Quit qualifying your opinions. Everybody knows when somebody is expressing an opinion.

And that's the way it jolly well fucking isn't, Walter.