Our [porcine] revels now are ended

We've got a heartbeat!

We've got a heartbeat!

Cryyyy HAVOC!!!

Cryyyy HAVOC!!!

Well he did purchase his wife and lover and use her for a coffee table.

Well he did purchase his wife and lover and use her for a coffee table.

Specious; it's a specialized piece of equipment.

Specious; it's a specialized piece of equipment.

It's really the seat height that defines it;  standard side chairs are 16-18", and this is at 29".  I'm a Chair Whore.

It's really the seat height that defines it;  standard side chairs are 16-18", and this is at 29".  I'm a Chair Whore.

Originally they started selling knockoffs and actual in-reach stuff. I can only surmise they quickly realized there was real money in the real (out of reach) stuff.

Originally they started selling knockoffs and actual in-reach stuff. I can only surmise they quickly realized there was real money in the real (out of reach) stuff.

Great now I'm talking to myself, thanks Twitter commenting (is that new?).  Oh and my avatar IS A CHAIR.

Great now I'm talking to myself, thanks Twitter commenting (is that new?).  Oh and my avatar IS A CHAIR.

I learned not to yell out "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHN SLATTERY??" at the office.  People get the wrong impression.

I learned not to yell out "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHN SLATTERY??" at the office.  People get the wrong impression.

Ok I watched it.  There's more to it (OR IS THERE)

Ok I watched it.  There's more to it (OR IS THERE)

Thanks for RUINING the ending and MY ENTIRE DAY.