I'm shocked and appalled at some of your comments about The Departed. Its awesomeness is overwhelming!!! BLASPHEMERS!!!

In my opinion
Even though regular Mountain Dew tastes like battery acid to me, I would probably try the Voltage as that seemed to illicit the least negative responses from the tasters. But I'm in no hurry, I don't really drink soda anyway.

Metaxa
I have had a vile-tasting beverage called Metaxa, I think its Greek. Anyway it tastes like ass.