Let's say you're driving around and your car breaks down.  You don't have a
cell, so you walk to a nearby establishment, in this case a bar.  You ask to use
the phone, but you are not dressed in a traditional way.  You have a mohawk,
which some might describe as sad.  The bartender apparently does not like the
way you…

this all sounds like some sort of Crimes of the Future

so you're varmints if you will's sister

Newswire article on Disney princesses = always comedy gold in the commentary section.

I love All Shook Down.  Someone Take the Wheel is a another great boozy (forgotten) classic.

This would be a perfect place to start rattling off lines from I've never been to college, but I've never been able to understand any of the words.

And I think Gary got a Boner.

I was also going to say "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson".  I remember when watching it, I was surprised how good it was because you know, season 8 only had a hand full (3) of really good episodes.

Fuck it, I'll add I even liked Cabin Fever 2.

Now that's the spoiler that BurntOrangeBoy was looking for.

Posted my first review in letterboxd.com this morning.  The likes and followers should be rolling in about now.  Oh yeahhh.

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I read that as cowworker, which blew my mind, so could read no further.

Phil Dick's The Man who Japed

Interesting on the Founders Mango Magnifico: I've heard its the worst from some, best from others.  I am intrigued. 

MLB: Cubs
NCAA: Michigan Wolverines
NFL: I'm a terrible bandwagon fan with any of the NFL north division teams that is good that season.
Wrasslin': Scott Hall, he's still in the mix, right?
NBA: Bulls
NHL: Hawks

If it has nudity, must be porn.  Great 5th grade mentality.

Yeah, suck it domers!

Yes, the rare and mysterious ephebophile.  One of nature's most dangerous predators

Deep Red Bells