Soooooo, is the AVClub going to review the new album or not?  Or do we get this instead?

Zane Grey

I enjoyed this one more than most people.  I see an influence of Philip K. Dick's Marian Time-Slip in it, but I've never seen this sentiment echoed by anyone.

"Swimmingly"?

and that would be Mr. Heller.  Right?

A.A.Dowd, he's the Sluggo we deserve.

Yeah, Iron Man 3 its okay, but its no One Direction: This Is Us….Bitches.

the Ugly Kid Joe version

Funny, this is the first one I've read.

…Chris Davis it is—is still in the hunt to become the sixth player in
Major League Baseball history to hit 60 or more homeruns in a season
(and the first since Roger Maris to do so without allegations of PED use…

Ryan Adams -thanks alot archive.org, but Mountain Goats has a share too.

Dogfish is usually the answer to most beer related questions.  Lakefront brewery in WI makes a good pumpkin lager.

Is it a new position?  What is a standard day at this position?  Ask them about how long they've been w/ the company and some of their challenges (what they don't like about their jobs) and likes.

Been reading Nathan Rabin's ICP/Phish book, it serves for all an interesting explanation for his half assed Classic Simpsons recaps, and his habit of cannibalizing his own material during this period.

If you guys don't cut this out, I'm gonna have to go all  Ignatiy Vishnevetsky on y'all asses.  (BTW, does he still work here.  They go and introduce new reviewers then they all go and disappear, humph!)

Work is sooooooo slow.  Currently considering replying to some phishing scams just for something to do.

Cat with an AVClub gimmick account

Oh great, another Merry Go Round of Terrible song jokes.

Is it okay if I see it tomorrow night?

I don't blame them, as Sean's article alludes Bowie didn't build much goodwill with rock fans in 90s that only would've been familiar with his 80s yuppie friendly output.