I love each and every one of you so friggin' much.

…sleeping with the Chinese exchange student is such a Britta thing to do.

Jolly Roger = slang for anal rape

Wait wait wait — let's not turn away this comedy-porn idea out of hand.

Or some new monsters.

@avclub-141f784f9d5f94e4b73e355ee69343ee:disqus Those suckers on the other Earth may have the Justice League, two successful Kennedy presidencies, and Do-Gooder Hitler, but we get Aisha Tyler, which is the sweet end of the space continuum.

It was a falafel! You're changing the most salient details to defame him!

I only get one "like" for Snidely, so I'm commenting to register IOU credit on your future comments.

O'Reilly is your obnoxious, blustery uncle who's wrong about everything, but Hannity is his twerpy little shit kid who's wrong about everything AND thinks he deserves it all at age 17.

But..but he's from blue-collar Levittown! And some years he even drives past it for old times' sake.

Hey, I was there yesterday! But instead we went to a Spanish joint up the street and around the corner which was so damned good it's hard to believe it even exists.

Man, I buy an Owly every time I go to a convention to spring on my various not-yet-literate nieces and nephew.

" even offering an explanation for why he thinks Breaking Bad is better than The Wire and The Sopranos"

I took a temp job this past summer in a single-room office. Everyone was really nice and cool and I miss them. Two things I don't miss: the almost cultish question of what vegetable fruit juice cocktail bland to get (They all tasted like lawn clippings) and the need to have the radio on in the office at all times.

Well…half an orphan. You know, in the Victorian, "He has nobody to teach him how to punch bears in the face" sense.

Cooler name than anti-pope? The Black Pope: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I'll make a pretty good case for So Much for the Afterglow, particularly the title track, "Sunflowers" and "I Will Buy You a New Life." Those songs hurt the first time to hear, became the soundtrack to a painful breakup, and still are landmines for me to listen to.

I thought Rescue Me did it perfectly with those ghastly thumps. Chilled me to the bones without shoving my face in it. Still hate to think about that scene, but it sold perfectly the horror the firemen felt showing up.

Transformers (the first one) did that to me. I still can't get over it. I went for a friend's birthday, was surprised to actually enjoy the boy and his car story, and then when those asshole Autobots actually showed up after an hour, they smashed Main Street, nearly killed some people, and then humiliated the only…

Dude: enter and tab. Maybe ALT + 1- 6 keys. That's the whole thing.