I laughed way too hard at this to like myself this week.

Chipwrecked is quite plainly the finest of the Chipmunk Trilogy, or "Squirrel-ogy," as punny copy writers unbeholden to logic would have us call it.

I stopped feeling guilty about pork when I learned that pigs are cannibals.

Room for a fourth? I'll just fend her off all night.

I did the same. Expected cutesy literati crap, and yeah, the notes were there, but the key was better than I'd guessed. It got to me at a few points. I mean it is from the POV of a traumatized orphan. Enjoyed it, overall.

By that logic, you have to curse every great musician or actor whose worthless kid coasts on their success.

Or more accurately, film criticism criticism.

Travers loves everything.

This is exactly what happened with advance buzz on The Seven Pounds of K-Pax That Saved the Life of David Gale.

This was well-reasoned, but it reminded me I miss Professor Firstie.

It's the Post. In that transaction, only the paper gets cleaner.

And yet, not nearly as statistically unlikely as the luck that would preserve his diary and one of the terrorists' passports in a conflagration of jet fuel.

Abed Nadir has Asperger's but actually has a personality rather than being an excuse for lazy writers to shorthand nerdiness or to paste up their fantasy girl for a tryst with their Mary Sue protagonist.

I don't know what to do! On the point, I agree with Corleone. But on the execution, I am totally Team Cyrus.

I would pay $8.000 to $100,000 to come home to a loving Donna Reed and some beautiful kids every night.

I finally understood Piz when I realized he was the male audience that crushed hard on Veronica, was under her league, and would never be able to hang on to her. He was just a place for her to make herself feel safe and stable in between trainwreck bad boys.

Ra's is only 600 years old.

I believe that was Alan Grant's work.

My Cuban-American roommate used to have the occasional incident where some other Spanish speakers would begin talking about him without realizing he grew up speaking it. It…made for some interesting scenes.

I thought I hated them for their racist caricature mascot, or for only pretending to care about John Rocker's behavior, but now they're trying to mess with the only filmmakers making good family fare? Let me go put on my ITG Suit and then we'll see who's brave.