I wouldn't call him chubby. More short and stocky.

"This sequel to Less Than Zero proves less than enlightening."
Someone give this reviewer a raise.

Uh, American Beauty isn't really a "twist" movie. You might want to watch it again, Raging Bear, and not worry about the killer so much.

Dead Poet's Society
Spoiler: The kid's suicide completely ruins the film. It buys into the 15 year old high school student's notion that suicide is romantic.

The AV Club doesn't approve?
And yet they're still going to make it? Outrageous!

Going to add to the list
I don't know if anything infuriates me, but these are things that I found annoying at the moment, so close enough.

Lady GaGa is probably making the best music in mainstream pop since JT. My iPod's all the better for it.

I don't think I've ever heard a Bill Hicks joke that is funny. I think people just laugh at him because they agree with his opinions.

I don't like her music, but I like the idea of Ke$ha. That $ in her name? Writing "Tik Tok" as an example of being a young person? Listing the Beastie Boys and Dinosaur Jr as influences? It's just so perfect.

"But no, he went for the lowest common denominator, and the audience was right there eagerly waiting for him."
Well duh. Isn't that the point of going for the lowest common denominator? A large audience will lap it up. If they didn't, then it wouldn't be lowest common denominator.

I really need to hear the new Zola Jesus.

Sorry Gern, Extras, particularly the second season & the Christmas special are pretty much flawless.

Gervais has been with his girlfriend for almost 30 years. I don't think he was lashing out.