Watch Badlands, which inspired Nebraska, so it's sort of the same thing.

I used to follow a dude on Twitter who has a terrifying obsession with Sanaa Lathan, to the point where he mentioned her so often that she blocked him, and he started talking about how he was going to "confront her" about it. I'm pretty sure he's going to end up on the news one of these days, if for nothing else than…

Yeah, the writers did a really half-assed job of developing their relationship. They had maybe less than ten minutes of dialogue and a couple of knowing looks before he dies, and evidently that was enough to establish that they were so madly in love that Zoe had to instantly resort to necromancy to bring him back. The…

We needed one more flashback to explain if having really unpleasant looking violent sex with the witches before he kills them is required or an optional perk.

The B stands for "buns." Or "booty," whichever.

I am disappoint. I can't see a coven of witches being led by someone whose thought process seems to work like "They're dead! We have to bring them back to life, even though that can only lead to bad things! Oh my goodness, I'm shocked that bringing this dead person back to life has led to bad things, what do I do?"

Yeah, her screaming is a bit…foghornish.

One of the reasons I refuse to believe Zoe is the supreme is because she is really, really fucking stupid. Not one single decision she has made or thing she has said, short of expressing dismay at how many witches are dying off, has made sense. ETA: except for the chainsaw thing, obvs.

Yeah, I had an idea that this wasn't doing too well, I'm on a mailing list for TV shows looking for studio audiences, and they were always short on people for it. I feel for the guy, but maybe the world just doesn't need a second FX.

God, this sounds awful in every way.

If it was my ex-husband, I'd be cool with that, we actually get along really well. Now, the guy I dated after my marriage broke up, on the other hand…

Ha, I was going to say that this movie is a lot less funny when you actually had parents who did some psychotic shit to each other during a divorce, but now…

SANTA CLAUS THREAD

I had the most amazing potato leek soup last week, and I'm going to try to recreate it this weekend. I've never made soup before, so this should be interesting. At least potatoes don't cost too much if I fuck it up.

The B grade is surprising, because the commercials for this make it look atrocious.

I'm a huge horror movie buff, but didn't watch this for the first time until a few years ago, and even I was pleasantly surprised at how just deeply creepy and unnerving it is in scenes. It really is a must if you appreciate horror.

It looks great in regards to set design, costumes, etc., but is super, super cheesy, like soap opera with a little blood and gore thrown in. Also, Laurence Olivier is the least effective Van Helsing of all time.

I still love it (I won't even use the phrase "guilty pleasure" to describe it), but yeah, if Winona Ryder had gotten an accent coach (or even just spent some time around some of her co-stars), and if Cary Elwes had been cast as Harker, it would have been a lot better.

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

Similar, yes, and we did just get a Steak 'n' Shake here as well!