Well, you know, she gives the finger a lot, and that totally freaks out the squares.

I thought and prayed for the same thing.

**drops monocle**

This is why whenever I go to a book signing I never know what to say to the author. How many variations of "I'm a big fan of your writing" can there be?

Well, they're all over the place now, but I believe they started in NYC, so yeah. One of those "you gotta try this omg" places that I put off for a while for no particular reason, but it did live up to the hype.

Way!

It's ok, I lived in NYC for six years before I ate at Shake Shack.

Do all the burgers have funny, punny names?

Isn't working in a burger restaurant something you're supposed to do before becoming an actor?

I am incredibly pleased by this.

You must not recall when people complained about Elba being cast as Heimdall in Thor, or when Mos Def was cast as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Elba's not the first black actor to be considered for Bond, I believe back in the early 90s Denzel Washington's name was bandied about, then dropped…

The mass pants-shitting over a black Bond would be hilarious.

Eh, no.

There are few words more repulsive than "lube."

Aw, it's cute that Gaga and Miley Cyrus both discovered drugs and want to tell the world about how great they are. Edgy, am I right?

This would have been a lot better if the Hatesong had been "Winds of Change." I could have done it.

That whistle solo…that fucking whistle solo…

All of it. Live On the Sunset Strip is my personal favorite, but they're all solid.

But God fucking forbid someone should be shown smoking a cigarette. I don't even smoke, and the fact that "cigarette smoking" is listed as a rating criteria is still absurd to me.

That's surprising, most of TBS's original programming is pretty fucking dire.