He probably should have come up with more weed jokes or stupid catchphrases.

Dude looks like the type of guy you'd see offering to buy booze for high school students.

Something something "the show makes fun of everyone, so it's okay" blah blah blan etc. etc.

In the end, even Meg’s victory in the fight is bittersweet—she dies from inserting a frozen hot dog (shudder).

Grease 2 is atrocious, no amount of childhood nostalgia I might have for it can save it. It is unique in that it may be the only musical in which not a single cast member can carry a note.

Friday night I went to see Anne Lamott (author of Bird by Bird, which is pretty much required reading for struggling writers) speak, and she autographed her new book for me, so that was pretty rad. I also had some fucking amazing potato leek soup at a diner afterward.

It was the first legitimately suspenseful one in a while. I was surprised both Glenn and Hershel made it, I thought for sure at least one of them was doomed.

It was the first legitimately suspenseful one in a while. I was surprised both Glenn and Hershel made it, I thought for sure at least one of them was doomed.

I seriously worried that as soon as he left Glenn and Maggie he was going to keel over of a heart attack.

Great episode, and then at the very last moment I literally said out loud "OH GOD NO, COME ON."

This is literally the only positive review I've read of this.

Sure they do, I see them at CVS and Duane Reade all the time.

Dowd is rating it on his patented "eh to **shrug**" scale.

…complete redesign?

So this is going to show up on the left side of the Tolerability Index soon, basically.

You'd be surprised how many thrift shops carry old Playboys. Not Goodwill or Salvation Army, of course, but the little Mom & Pop run ones do.

I would like to participate in that AVQ&A.

Yeah, I always have to do a doubletake when I see an entertainment writer talk about how they were into Harry Potter when they were kids. Pretty sure I already had a kid when the first Harry Potter book came out.

Dude, I think we may be long lost siblings, your parents sound exactly like my parents. I was introduced to George Carlin thanks to my dad.

True crime books, even the shitty, pulpy ones you find at drug stores. I was obsessed with them. Pretty sure I ended up on some sort of librarian watchlist.