Every time I watch NOTLD, I find myself wishing Barbara gets caught by the zombie before she makes it to the house. She's probably one of the worst female characters in a horror movie ever.

Super duper gory. One of the few horror movies that I've had to watch between my fingers.

I would watch that show.

So it's safe to assume that they're going to tone down the creepy rapist thing, then.

So I guess they're going to forget that Tarantino's character died in the movie? Alrighty.

Pretty sure Helena Bonham-Carter emerged from the womb ready to play Miss Havisham.

This is what I've been saying.

That's one of the reasons I think the supreme is Misty, as soon as I heard them use the phrase "seven wonders" I thought "Well, shit, that's a Fleetwood Mac song, that's gotta be a clue."

"And I guess I won't try to use my own magical powers to defend myself, oh well, anyone got a light?"

I know this show isn't attempting anywhere near realism, but I'm pretty sure no one was doing that Halloween spook house shit in 1833.

The opening credits would be enough to freak anyone out. But the rest of, yeah…not scary, especially this season.

My guesses for the next season:

Yeah, didn't he just wander off into the street last episode, amongst the trick or treaters? There's an annoying inconsistency with that plot.

"A plant? I thought they called guys like you a mute."

hmmmm…possibly. But I want it to be Misty.

I love how he's taking the time to spray air freshener around.

NO. IT IS MISTY DAMMIT.

I was a little puzzled that the other two witches in the committee took Fiona's side so quickly, was she using mind control or something, or was it just fear that drove them to it? I get that Queenie was in on it, but the two of them folded awfully quick.

It's kind of comforting to know that idiots still buy novelty albums.

Freak shows. They need to do freak shows next.