The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is available in its entirety on YouTube. It's pretty mindblowing.

Thank you. It's kind of like Nabin's repeated use of the phrase "secretary rock." I've been a secretary. My taste in music is not that shitty. I'm also a mother, and my taste in music is still not that shitty.

"Lips of an Angel," in addition to just being godawful, is also one of those songs that idiots think is incredibly romantic because they don't actually listen to the lyrics. It's basically about two assholes who broke up but still call each other whining about how much they miss being together, even though they're…

These are the kinds of horror movies usually enjoyed by people who claim they don't like horror movies.

Well, judging by that picture he makes an adequate Super Mario Brother, so who knows.

Visit some of the US's finer bus stations, and you'll see just how disgusting people can be.

Has he been in anything good that wasn't attached to Tarantino?

Friday night we saw I am Divine, a documentary about Divine that was very sweet. In spite of the persona, he seemed downright lovable in real life.

Isn't it possible that Karen and David both died first, then Carol burned them? The illness causes hemorrhaging, that's where the drag marks could have come from. Either way, I just can't think badly of her for doing it, even if it might have been a bit rash. Carol seems to be the only person left who can make any…

All I can remember about this movie is that it involves a lot of mugging and screaming, and yet for some reason there's this weird nostalgia cult surrounding it. I was already an adult when it came out, though, so maybe that's why I don't get it.

**trying on clothes montage set to Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten"**

This gal's holding onto some nasty secrets about Hollywood execs, that's the only explanation. Her movies don't make a plug nickel, she has a lousy reputation with other actors and directors, and yet she keeps getting movie deal after movie deal. She must have uncovered a child porn ring or something.

Political correctness gone mad!!!

It's so horrible, you just can't help listening to it again and again!

I always feel it's necessary in these conversations to point out that "Macarena" was the biggest hit of the 90s. The entire fucking decade.

Why do people continue to not understand that whatever reason you have for listening to or watching this shit, whether it's "hatelistening" or whatever, it still benefits the individuals responsible for it?

I think his objection was "I was drunk when I originally agreed to take this part."

The only thing worse than shit like this is parodies of shit like this.

Please don't stop, Sean. OH GOD, DON'T EVER STOP.

This was…kind of an unpleasant episode. Up there with the priest raping episode of last year.