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This guy is supposed to be one of the nicest human beings you'll ever meet, so I hope this show succeeds. It won't, but I'll hope anyway.

Night Shift is such a great movie, so underrated.

I thought Netflix had cornered the market in streaming shitty horror movies.

The Sporks are hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year. I know that white is generally the preferred wine to serve with poultry, but can I get some specific recommendations? I'm thinking Riesling or Zinfandel, but maybe it should be something else entirely?

and certainly Dan Aykroyd would have no part in tarnishing John Belushi’s legacy

Thank goodness MySpace is about to make that big comeback as a music website any day now. Any day now.

So anyway, what should I have for lunch today?

Anyone read his book You're Not Doing It Right? It goes into some dark shit, like his father being murdered when MIB was a kid, how often he and his wife argue, how he had a difficult time adjusting to becoming a parent, etc. It's funny, but with a sad and surprisingly moving edge, which is unexpected since his thing

There's something so profoundly depressing about a billionaire thinking that Guy Fieri is too cool to hang out with unless money changes hands that I'm going to unhook my computer and go wandering off into the woods somewhere. Goodbye everyone, I love you all.

"Our brains should be less focused on imaginary zombie hordes and more focused on harnessing the tools that we need in order to enhance our lives, whether it be music, education, science or the classics."

Wow, forgot about Keith and the Girl, I think I last listened to them around 2007 or so.

Speaking of straight to DVD garbage, I watched Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver on Saturday for a column I'm writing, and let me tell you, if I never again see another shitty, badly acted horror-comedy that's completely self-aware of how shitty it is, it'll still be too soon.

Can…can it be possible? Are people really going to see good movies again?

Watched Escape From Tomorrow via On Demand, and I can safely say that was one of the biggest pop culture related disappointments I've experienced in a while. The whole tone of it was inconsistent (it's funny, now it's weird, now it's supposed to be creepy, now it's weird, now it's funny again, now it's supposed to be

I'm enjoying this new threats plotline (communicable illness, someone treating walkers like zoo animals) so much that I'm sort of dreading when the Governor makes his reappearance. I hope that it'll happen when Michonne is on one of her reconnaissance missions and it gets wrapped up in one or two episodes.

I felt for Beard Guy, even though I never saw him before. There's always something a little heartbreaking about someone dying and saying "I don't have anyone."

She's absolutely the best character on the show, with the most realistic growth and development. It's like a writer on the staff is assigned solely to her.

Ah, so like the first movie then. Bah, they should have gone with how it happened in the book.

Throw John Wayne in there and you have his next comedy tour!

I'd agree with that, except for the large amounts of their schedule inexplicably dedicated to B-horror movies, like The Hills Have Eyes 2.