The guy second from right looks like he was made from strands of Michael Ian Black's DNA in a comedy science lab. As much as I enjoy sketch comedy, good lord, all these dudes start to look alike after a while.

That was a TV special, it doesn't count!

This is Spinal Tap: The Last Cash Grab, where they do the festival tour circuit.

That'd be a good choice too.

I guess I can't hope for any mention of whether there's truth to the long-standing rumor that he and Michael Stipe were secretly a couple at one time. That's just too much adorable mopeyness to consider.

Eventually they'd have to put the sign up nine feet high to keep people from stealing it, like they did with the sign for Joey Ramone Place.

Yeah, like when she said that "only an idiot" would enjoy Pacific Rim and the next day it got a B rating.

They need a completely new to film actress for the role, one that is neither too pretty or too unattractive. Carrie is not supposed to be downright ugly, she's supposed to be frumpy and awkward. She cleans up nicely for the prom, to the point where Tommy Ross finds himself falling for her. Dunham would be too…

Hollywood lost its chance for a perfect Janis Joplin when Lili Taylor aged out of the role. That would have been a great biopic.

Carrie stops her heart with her mind. The book went way more into the love-hate relationship she had with her mother. I understand that a movie only has so much time to devote to character development, but it really made the fates of both characters so much more emotionally gripping than they were in the film.

So does Mrs. White die like she does in the book, or in the DePalma movie? Because it's way creepier and oddly sadder in the book.

Well, in the book she simply was never told about it, because her mother was a whacked out Jesus freak. That does seem a bit implausible in this day and age, especially if she's supposed to be going to public school.

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOOOOOUUUUU

I still love this show, but the product placements are getting out of control. Everyone sounds so hilariously stilted. "I really enjoyed creating these designs on the HP Whatever Whatever Brand PC." And the company reps they've brought in to introduce some of the challenges sound even more stilted.

One of the reasons I hoped Justin would make it to the final 3 (though I don't think he has a prayer of winning over Dom or Braden) is that I didn't want to see him cry again (and also cause the 3D printer jewelry he made was fucking awesome).

How could you forget "I may be tough, but I'm no cookie"?

Just wasn't feeling this episode at all. The dialogue was especially atrocious, even for AHS. That police investigation was just painful to listen to, and they need to give Queenie something to do besides be "sassy" or get rid of the character altogether. It's certainly fortunate for Zoe and Madison that morgues are…

If you’re loving Anna Faris on Mom—and let’s be honest with ourselves here: Who isn’t?

I was on a McCarthy kick a few years ago, after seeing No Country for Old Men. Blood Meridian is an exhausting but ultimately unforgettable read.

Rereading Salem's Lot for around the sixth or seventh time, it's become an October tradition. It still holds up really well.