The Sporklet is almost 16, and we still watch SpongeBob reruns from time to time. You gotta love a kid's show that makes a reference to George Carlin.

Happy birthday!!

Cool World is unwatchable in every situation. But I agree, the soundtrack is rad.

I think one of the most effective parts of The Conjuring was the score. I found it on Spotify, and listening to the end credits theme actually gave me chills.

Friday night Master Sporks and I went to see The Thrilling Adventure Hour live, wonderful show as always. Immediately following that, we went to an unauthorized screening done MST3K style of CBGB, and wow, that was a gigantic steaming turd. The review here only just scratches the surface of what a wretched pile of…

Eh, don't be such a buzzkill.

Pretty sure the pig dying was just to establish that there might be something in the water, and that it killed Patrick too.

Nah, I think ultimately Daryl and Carol will end up together. The show has gone out of its way to establish that despite the way his character was introduced, Daryl is a man of integrity, and wouldn't likely mess with someone as young as Beth.

It looked like he caught some kind of virus. Per my comment below, I'm guessing it's connected to the pig getting sick and (I think?) dying as well.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the lady in the woods killed herself. She stabbed herself in the stomach.

Philly sports fans are the absolute worst. They're thugs, plain and simple. I remember when the Phillies managed to make it to the World Series back around '93, and people were threatening to kill Mitch Williams's children if he pitched badly. Big surprise, he pitched badly, and they lost. I think he quit baseball…

That's gramma to you, sonny!

Festival concerts are their own special kind of Hell.

Aw, I still remember being 14. I bet she writes a lot of shitty poetry too.

Wow, remember back in the 90s when this channel was awesome? I remember getting cable in my first apartment, and being all excited because finally I could watch Mystery Science Theater 3000. Those were the days.

God, yes. Shit, some of the reviewers here use that excuse. "It's so bad you just can't look away." What, are your eyes super-glued to your television, of course you can look away.

On next week's Hatesong, Greg Ginn discusses the Rollins Band's "Low Self-Opinion."

Yeah, Norman Reedus has evidently drank from the same well as James Marsters (that well being filled with the blood of Swedish virgins).

Skip to the chapter about the making of the video for Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonite," it's pretty fucking entertaining.

Carol is the sole character who's changed for the better as the show has progressed, so I'm rooting for her to make it.