I'm thinking it might have been easier if she just suffocated him with a pillow, but then it wouldn't be American Horror Story if she went with the simpler solution.

Just finished watching it, not as immediately taken in as I was by season two, but I'm willing to see it out (the upcoming episodes look pretty great). I think it would have been a bit easier for Taissa Farmiga's character to (SPOILER ALERT) suffocate the dude in the hospital with a pillow rather than fucking him to…

Exactly. Your average sports fan doesn't care about the player, good or bad (see how easily Michael Vick was forgiven, for instance), they care about the team. If a player dies or has to retire early due to head injuries, as long as it doesn't affect the team's standing overall, at best most people will just shrug and…

well, I've bought premade pendants, it's just the step of adding the images and putting the glass covers on them that I have to do, it's not all that complicated. I just hope they'll turn out the way I envisioned them.

It deserves to be shit on whenever possible.

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus That's the one!

Depression and anxiety suck it worse than a $20 whore. I've been dealing with it too. I hope we both, and everybody else who's suffering from it, feel better soon.

You're right, he lives in Canada.

Master Sporks does too, although every time I eat it I feel another year coming off my life.

That was my first thought too.

I've been better, Bob.

I have a copy of Tiger Beat from 1980 that I bought at a thrift shop. It's fucking hilarious.

You are a good chap for doing that.

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Online, nine years ago. I still feel slightly embarrassed about admitting that, but it's worked out pretty well.

I'm making horror movie themed necklaces for a few of my friends, and packaging them in miniature coffins (the necklaces, not my friends).

What about the "Gramma" episode of the 80s version of "The Twilight Zone," or even better, "A Little Peace and Quiet"?

I read his book and, if memory serves, he addresses how often he's heard it mispronounced as that. So no, you're not, not in the slightest.

I've repeated myself many times in the comments on this feature: someone needs to do "American Pie." The only song more insipid and hypocritical than "American Pie" is "We Built This City," and I think that's already been covered here.

It wasn't a grunge song, but I think the most egregious example of that "whatever, I guess" theme of 90s music was "Breakfast at Tiffany's," where the singer determines that he and his girlfriend, despite whatever problems they may have, are probably meant to be together because of their shared indifference of a…