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Coal Miner's Daughter or GTFO.

I feel like this movie should have a paper ribbon across it that says SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION. As best as I can tell Iggy Pop is portrayed in the movie as a sort of lovable doofus, whereas, during that time period at least, he was a self-destructive, giant pain the ass for everyone around him. The most

I'd be shocked if this stays in theaters for more than a week. The audience just isn't there for it. Most average moviegoers only have a passing knowledge/interest in the people it's about, and those who have more than that have been bashing the movie since before it even began filming. The filmmakers might as well

No Deal? No deal.

I don't know, I heard it was a real gas.

I think I will need to adopt "anyfart" into my everyday vocabulary.

Ovaltine.

That's a definite improvement over IFC America, which shows the remake of The Hills Have Eyes all the time for some reason.

But they fought with guns! Why would vampires and werewolves need to fight with fucking guns?

Mine is "You haven't even touched your food." **moves food around with bare hands** "There, now I've touched it. Happy?"

This guy needs some help choosing scripts.

Quiet dignity and grace.

So it's a sequel to Enchanted, then?

I grew up in the Atlantic City area, and your description is spot-on. I say to people that it's neither a nice place to visit, nor would you want to live there.

Ahem, for anyone still watching Project Runway is down to the last four contestants.

But Tom Waits!

His answers were exactly as curt and laconic as I expected, though I must admit he was friendlier than I thought he'd be. Great interview as always, Will.

Odd how TV keeps dipping into the well of teen pregnancy, when in real life it's at the lowest rate it's ever been since such statistics started being recorded.

Dracula looks like he just plucked one of his excessive nose hairs.

"Headache" and "Los Angeles" are among the best alt-rock songs of the 90s, and despite my growing distaste for 90s nostalgia, they both hold up well.