This was way more entertaining than Boner Dad, or whatever the hell his name was.

I'll continue to dream of a world where Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy get roles in movies or TV shows where they're not required to be constantly making asses out of themselves, because God fucking forbid a larger woman be portrayed as anything else but a clown.

Aaron Paul is pretty much the most adorable, joyful human being on Earth, isn't he?

I've said this before, but a goodly portion of the blame for the decline of these networks can be directed at the people, some of whom write for this website, who continuously claim that as terrible as these garbage shows are, they "just can't help" watching them. Pop culture has reshaped itself to suit the trend of…

Now how am I supposed to get motivated to clean my house??

"Ususally I'm plagued by terrible "light hits of the early 70s""

Anybody tried Woodchuck's fall cider yet? Good stuff, it smells like a scented candle and tastes like liquid apple pie.

DEPRESSION THREAD

Went out to dinner for Master Sporks's birthday the other night, and I tried both marrow and sea urchin for the first time, served together. HOLY SHIT. I've never tasted anything like it before, and it wasn't at all what I was expecting. Creamy and buttery, amazing. I've probably shortened my life by another year or…

So have you been taking cues from Slate on how to increase clicks by writing articles mostly intended to aggravate your readers? Cause good job, you seem to be succeeding.

Did you read the article last month that could basically be summed up with "You silly people who have been duped into believing that Breaking Bad is great television, let me tell you why you're wrong"? Ever since The Change happened, there seems to have been an uptick in Slate-style "let's make the commenters angry…

I was saying the same thing a few days back, how some of the writers here, and on other movie sites, seem to be convinced that she's this untapped comic genius who just hasn't found the right project yet. Is it possible that maybe she's just a modestly funny actor who consistently makes poor choices in scripts?

I think more people would be familiar with him being very fucking creepy as the original film version of Francis Dollarhyde. Ralph Fiennes is a great actor, but he was super-weak compared to Noonan in the same role.

You have to love a TV show that takes place in a different time period and is completely self-aware about it. Scriptwriting doesn't get easier and lazier than that.

"Oh, Daniel, you’ve come here and you’ve brought good and wealth, but you have also brought your bad habits as a backslider. You’ve lusted after women and you have abandoned your child. Your child, that you raised, you have abandoned all because he was sick and you have sinned, so say it now, “I am a sinner.”"

It's ok, my first thought after reading the review was "Well, I'm gonna read it anyway."

Didn't you say essentially the same thing about 2 Broke Girls, that you just knew there was a better show in there if they just tried, and how it could be a timely reflection of today's economic climate? Then it took a whole season to realize that, no, it's more mediocre, low hanging fruit, Chuck Lorre patented…

That is truly one of the worst sex scenes of all time, just absolutely the opposite of erotic. When I went to see the director's cut, I timed a bathroom break to take place during it.

I worked at a record store when "Justify My Love" came out, and we sold the VHS of the video, which is surprisingly tame by today's standards. There was a weird phase in the late 80s/early 90s, undoubtedly due to the AIDS crisis, where we did a lot of 50s style pearl clutching over overt displays of sexuality.…

One time while Master Sporks and I were getting it on the Toadies' "Possum Kingdom" came on, which I was able to ignore until the lead singer starts screaming "DO YOU WANNA DIE???" near the end, then it started feeling weird.