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I cannot believe anybody watches this shit.

Gotta say, none of these sound very good.

Dance Moms, proudly serving your "horrible woman screams at little girls and their horrible mothers for an hour" needs since 2011.

Cute Girls Talking About BJs: the Series

As horrendous a human being as Schaeffer seems to be, at least you have to give him credit for owning his loathsomeness.

I still stand behind my modest enjoyment of Prometheus.

Yeah, it was a solid read. He's been on a good run recently, that's why I'm cautiously optimistic about Doctor Sleep.

**adds to 2015 Christmas wish list**

Angela Lansbury was younger than Laurence Harvey in The Manchurian Candidate, if I'm not mistaken.

This "I don't understand the smart phones and the Twittering and the Facebags!" thing is already well past its expiration date, and yet I fear it's going to continue being trotted out as a lazy plot device in movies and TV shows for another ten years or so.

Bryan Ferry's jazzy remake of "Love is the Drug" is pretty excellent too. I'm glad they got him to do it rather than having someone else cover it.

WTF? So half the original cast is pretty much gone now, and this show keeps chugging along? Are its ratings still that high?

Poly people look far less Ren Faire-ish on television than they do in real life.

James Ellroy is an entertaining nutjob. I love his Wikipedia page mostly because it mentions how he used to introduce himself before public readings: "Good evening peepers, prowlers, pederasts, panty-sniffers, punks and pimps. I'm James Ellroy, the demon dog, the foul owl with the death growl, the white knight of the

LOUD NOISES

WTF Nabin too???

Despite the silly plot description, I found the first two books in the series surprisingly chilling (I haven't read the third one yet), and they could do very well as a dark, Walking Dead-like show.

There's an interesting polar opposites thing in the final three—Stanley outsources the embroidery on his clothes to some "ladies in California," while Patricia makes almost literally every component of her clothes, right down to the sequins, by hand. Michelle is somewhere in the middle, and that's likely why she won.

Despite the show itself becoming a bit of a pop culture joke, the finale of The Golden Girls was surprisingly moving as well. I always got the impression that, even though they all supposedly hated each other by the time the show ended, the emotions they expressed at the very end were authentic.

Oh, that reminds me of another great movie ending involving the Angel of Death, All That Jazz.