The series finale of Six Feet Under. Old David having a vision of young Keith just before keeling over crushed me, but it was a perfect, beautiful ending to a strange, wonderful show.

Liked for "toilet clown."

He's both laughable and kind of terrifying in his craziness. I sort of feel like Glenn Beck might be a bit tongue in cheek, but Jones is like potential cult leader crazy.

This would be a good time to mention that Alex Jones is only 39 years old. Google image search that motherfucker and prepare to have your mind blown.

I remember reading this book at age 10 or so and thinking it scandalous that Judy Blume used the phrase "making love." This was before I read her godawful adult books, I should point out.

I guess they figure getting roles in garbage is better than not getting roles at all? It doesn't make any sense, and it's not like this is all either of them can get—DeNiro turned down Martin Sheen's role in The Departed.

Were the director and screenwriter challenged to create the most generic, audience friendly comedy possible? Everything, right down to the Motown song in the trailer and even the font used in the print ad is so tired and bland it seems almost intentional.

Frankweiler, and Jennifer, Hecate, etc. were two of among my favorite books growing up, and it's a shame that she often got overshadowed by other writers like Judy Blume and Beverly Cleary.

Still not as bad as "Armageddon."

I've heard that Meg Ryan is pretty fucking awful in real life, not in a crazy way, just in an "I'm famous movie star Meg Ryan and that means I can treat the little people like garbage" sort of way.

Is your "thing" here defending Michael Bay? Because his movies make a fuck-ton of money, I don't think he needs or even wants validation as a serious film director that always gets misunderstood and shit on by critics.

It's pretty obvious that Megan Fox was created in a petri dish with strands of Denise Richards's DNA. It's a shame that science has not yet been able to correct that issue with not being able to change facial expressions.

This review is the first time I'm hearing about this movie.

I'd be willing to bet he had fairly normal parents who didn't quit their jobs and allow him to support them, or worse, parlay his success into some sort of weird quasi-fame for themselves, like Dina and Michael Lohan.

Of all the people I can think of in Hollywood who deserve a break, Michael Bay is definitely not one of them.

I'm eagerly awaiting the review of The Big Wedding. Anything higher than a D and I'll be greatly disappointed.

So what's his secret for not imploding at some point, like nearly ever other child actor?

Calm down, Chuck Palahniuk.

I don't know if anyone else has mentioned it already, but I also enjoy the scene in The Drawing of the Three when Roland reacts to the taste of a tuna fish sandwich with nothing short of ecstasy.

I think between this and regular schmucks on the internet asking for donations so they can quit their jobs and dedicate all their time to writing bad fantasy novels, I'm getting a little tired of the words "Kickstarter" and "Gofundme."