This is why Cinemax existed in the 80s.

I have no doubt that everyone involved in this "social experiment" (though it really isn't a social experiment if you're letting people know in advance what's going to happen) will act completely natural and not utter the phrase "I'm not here to make friends" even once.

Went out on a date with a dude who kept answering his cell phone through the entire time we were eating (this was back around 2004, when people still thought having a cell phone made them look important), then decided to just drive us to a mall parking lot and sit for a while, doing nothing else. Towards the end of…

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My debit card number was stolen, with attempts made to charge for a hotel in Anaheim, CA, and a porn site in the UK. Who the fuck still buys porn these days???

I think he's just kind of surly, which is exactly what I would expect him to be like.

I always wanted to know why he spells out "Junior."

I don't think it's hatred of Fall Out Boy so much as hatred of Pete Wentz, who really does come off as kind of hateable.

Wasn't "Crazy Frog," which started out as a cell phone ringtone, an inexplicable hit too? So weird.

This could have done with a little editing.

That's right, I've got my cat trained to feed me on demand and clean up his droppings, plus I interfere in what he's doing by climbing into his lap and sticking my ass in his face.
Oh, wait, no…

Before I got a Yorkshire terrier puppy named Ghostface about a month ago, my wife recoiled at the notion that anyone could mourn the death of a cat or dog the way they would a human.

It's undoubtedly been said many times before, but the creators of this show seem to have absolutely no idea how serial killers behave.

If they absolutely must do this, I guess he's not a bad choice. Certainly better than Channing Tatum, fachrissakes.

If you have to ask, we're not going to tell you.

Hopefully he's gotten a damn haircut by now.

Eh, this doesn't sound so good.

Eh, this doesn't sound so good.

Well, I meant more shows that had just run their course and were wrapped up, not shows that were abruptly canceled.

Has a show ever ended with the people associated with it saying "Nope, this is it, nothing more, no spinoffs, no reboots, no reunion specials, nothing. Say goodbye, kids"?

I'm going to assume that the Bravo special will conveniently ignore the question of how many of the couples in their Top 10 Weddings show are still married.