I've never had a potato chip that tasted like potato. Even the plain ones tend to taste like a combination of salt and whatever the oil used to fry them was made out of, with a somewhat starchy aftertaste.

Yeah, but you don't always have a lemon around, or a knife.

I think there's a difference between entertainment and manipulating the emotions of your audience. Later on, Cage goes on about how he can't get their burning faces out of his head. Well, neither could I. My friends and I had to have a deconstructive cooling-down discussion on the cold parking lot before we felt ok…

Vagina squids? Do I have to worry now for not living up to these new impossible standards: having ten legs instead of the boring two and squirting black ink?

And Sarah Palin quit. Now if/when she runs, she's the person who couldn't even handle being governor of Alaska for a full term.