Can everyone stop yelling at me about Kewpie mayo? I SAID I'll keep an eye out for it, GEEZ.

Huh, nobody mentioned grapes or walnuts.

It was the same when I was a kid in the 90s, but it was a premium channel then. I remember that, because I had to go to a friend's house to watch Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century.

Drawn Together had a pretty solid aesthetic to it.

"Nashchat promises to feature lots of behind-the-scenes footage from the series"

Lobster, right?

I held out hope for new Hey Dude for years. I was convinced I just didn't know when it was on and there was more I was missing.

Wizards of Waverly Place did.

Well, sure, but that doesn't mean we can't mock his name as well.

The race car guy? Was that his number? I just assumed it was some racist code number for something I'd be better off not knowing about.

I feel like three years in prison could be enough to give a person PTSD without rape. Especially with an abusive guard.

"3" stickers? You know what, don't tell me.

I rarely have it in a cocktail. Ideally it is served in shot form next to a Miller High Life. But when I do have it as a mixed drink, it is with ginger beer and lime.

Kind of really hoping that whoever wrote this isn't going to end up in charge of the season. It wasn't perfect, but how many pilots are? Especially network sitcom pilots. There is a lot of potential, but it seems like all the reviewer wanted to do was nit-pick.

Not the entire state, but yeah. There are quite a few of them. It's close enough to NYC to commute(well, parts of it), which I think is a big part of that.

oh ew ew ew I need a time machine to go back and not read that

Oh, an Asian woman can still play the part. She should just be, you know, more Asian-y.

The commentary on the Korean-American character bothered me too. Isn't it better if we don't only cast non-whites if we plan on focusing on their ethnicity?

Seriously. Sure, a lot of his music was pretty cheesy. But dude had a fucking voice.

Can I go now?