…amd that is why they speak Portuguese in Brazil.

I've always thought mind control was the obvious answer to this question. It wasn't until very recently that I became concerned about what this might say about me as a person.

I've grown to accept how crazy I look listening to Comedy Bean Bag, actually I hate talking to strangers so it's nice in a way, nobody wants to start a conversation with the girl giggling at the tomatoes.

The Taking is basically the story of Noah's ark, but with space mold. I couldn't remember the name, so now "dean koontz fungus" is a term in my search history.

I actually enjoyed the first book, but the series went downhill fast. I stopped after the third so they could have picked back up, but this is Koontz we're talking about, so I would guess they did not.

Wasn't there one with like, alien mold? And the town divided into good and bad, and dogs led the way and then there were only good people left? That was an actual, published book, right?

I'm pretty sure that's the role Patton is playing.

If only…

I actually just got this out of my head from the best of episode. So, good timing.

Batman's a scientist.

Well, I failed as a sister, but yeah.

I think… I support this? Feels weird saying that about anything ICP related, but there it is.

You know who else asked "how did I get here"? YOUR MOTHER!

The John Denver Support Group is the best.

It sure makes me happy.

My John Teti crush is officially full-blown. Adorbs.

Me circa 2001 begs to differ.

I don't think he's a great actor, and he makes some shit movies sometimes, yet for some reason I enjoy even his shit movies more than most other movies.

You're not alone.

I haven't seen the movie yet but the source material, at least, is worth a read. It's a batshit story, and I really wish another director had gotten to it first.