Fuddrucker's was all kinds of awesome, except they got rid of the ostrich burger so fuck them forever. The things I would do for one more Fuddrucker's ostrich burger…

James Bonding is fun, although very niche.

My proudest moment of the year: Finding wet cement near my house to write "UYD 4 LIFE" in. Love those fucking guys.

LIES. Although it's less spilling and more just breaking the glasses.

My first waitressing job was at an Applebees. I was amazed at the lack of microwaves in the kitchen at my second restaurant.

I feel like Yard House is at least a step or two above Chilis and the like, especially when it comes to seafood and cocktails.

Not recognizing a Simpsons reference: that's a paddlin'.

Reading this article was not unlike having a manic episode.

Throwdown had maybe the douchiest premise ever.

Guy's Grocery Games? What…nevermind, I don't want ro know.

Oh, also: Darryl…Darryl…

Whenever I am making something for the first time, the first thing I do is check to see if there is a Good Eats episode about it.

I go H.A.M. in the grocery store: great lyric, or greatest lyric?

I bought a bag once, not knowing what I was in for. It was actually painful, and I ate the whole bag.

I was really glad I was sitting in the back of the room for Branagh's Hamlet, because I was quietly sobbing by the end.

Sophomore year I had an incredibly lazy sociology/phycology teacher. She would spend maybe half a class teaching about a disorder, or whatever, and then two classes showing a movie that "pertained" to the topic. I learned almost nothing, but had a great time doing it. Seven, War of the Roses, The Exorcist (because…

Holy fuck that is a movie that existed. Goodbye, next two hours.

Just because there is a reasonable explanation doesn't mean we can't be angry about it.

I feel like I may hate it this time through, my love for it might have had a lot to do with my age and the slight goth phase I was in (ugh, just typing that sentence makes me hate myself). I'll check in when I'm deeper into it.

I had somehow not heard, or noticed that song until this thread. Holy fuck I am barely okay right now, it's so simple and beautiful and devastating.