Most restaurants here(Mass) only have Tabasco, which is just wrong.  Tabasco is good for chowder, and absolutely nothing else. 

Lola's thing was more about exposing herself.  I didn't link the two, at least, although now that you mention it I guess there are parallels. 

How can anybody complain about sriracha?  "Ugh, I got delicious as an ingredient, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"

@avclub-550af0e27594253768ef93c3f2421f7b:disqus It would probably just turn out like that old Improv Everywhere prank, where they made a band think they had fans for a night. 

@avclub-977cf54e52109b5b2795406737cf36d4:disqus I'm pretty sure that's part of Hearts in Atlantis, which is a decent story collection, and also an excellent example of why King is mostly unadaptable. 

Finally, our long, national nightmare is over.  MATES is back.

As if there's even anything to say after this.  Congratulations, Captain Dada.

DIBS

Having just watched it for the first time in at least that long, I have to say that it holds up better than just about anything else I enjoyed as a kid.  The sappy moments are short and effective, and the jokes still work.  Although thinking about it, I may be biased, as this special, and early Garfield in general,…

No, the Garfield special was the best.  We had a videotape of that and the Claymation Christmas special, and it was absolutely the best part of Christmas almost every year(we were poor, the presents sucked).

No, but seriously, how much fuck Sean O'Neal?

Links or GTFO.

Speaking of being proud of movies we've never seen:

UGH, she's also the worst.  I hate how well she's doing on Next Iron Chef.  I don't care how good she is, I will never watch an episode with her.

Yeah, she was the one that didn't want to try anything she wasn't familiar with already.  I seriously cannot stand adults who eat like children.  It's one of my biggest pet peeves, along with people who lie about allergies in restaurants because they don't like something.  Just say you don't like mushrooms and I'll…

Do you many of his films when you someone eat it?

Ugh, am I going to hate myself for googling kawaii?  Fuck it, I'm doing it.

From Cecil B. Demented:

"Shit" is only good when it's "the shit," otherwise it's just shit.

My first thought was that she must have recently lost her father, but since that's not the case…yeah, she might be in trouble.