I had to listen it to it twice, but yes, adorable.

Straight Girls, Talkin' Bout Glee:  Seriously, Darren Criss?  How the hell do you look that good in a Hall (or Oates) mustache?  That kid is not human.

THIS. 

*fart noise*

Matthew "one season of Weeds" Modine.  Sorry, Matthew Modine!

They're two teenagers in a relationship.  I remember having conversations about how far we wanted to go, but I don't think I ever suggested masturbation as an alternative to experimentation.   Putting myself in Kurt's place, "that's what masturbation's for" sounds exactly like "I'd rather touch myself than you." 

I mean, come on, these guys:

I am completely sold on the Dartmouth Aires.  Although I may be biased because I am in serious, committed relationships with at least four of them. 

In that case, have you seen this?  Have you heard about this?

I am really enjoying it this year.  The fact that they had three college groups probably has a lot to do with that, there's really something about those boys.

Shit yeah it's cool

So, is this the place where we talk about The Sing-Off? 

I forgot Narcolepsy, that is also the best one.  The Luckiest isn't one of my favorites now, but it meant a lot to me when that album first came out. 

I absolutely do not have the time to get into a conversation about his best songs, but The Last Polka is probably the one.

That masturbation line was seriously weird. 

Totally normal high school thing:

The king is dead.  Long live the king.

Guys, we are all having way too much fun here.

Thank you!  Holy fuck, I love me some Brian Voltaggio, but that was painful.

The Bee: Well, all I can say is, "Ouch."
Stone: It's hurting you more than it hurts me.