Tempehloaf? Seitanloaf? Tofurkeyloaf?

Holy shit, I was able to actually open up a story without it killing my browser! Wonder how long this'll last.

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the Fun Pack!

Make him staff intern. He can fetch juice boxes for everyone.

"I've always wanted to be part of a threesmurl!"

Smurl is more of a hill giant name.

When the shit hit the fan in Grenada, I saw it all go down!

Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
(Did I do it right?)

I guess I need to know what "vaporwave" is before I understand this…

It's such a bullshit lawsuit, a clear money grab.

[Puddy]

Amen to that! "NY3" is just one of my favorite found sound things ever.
If you haven't heard it, get ahold of Daryl Hall's Sacred Songs. Some of the Exposure material is repurposed there to interesting effect. It's a hidden gem of an album.

It's a great example of Becker and Fagan at their smartassiest. I go back and forth between the album version and the quirky demo that's on the Citizen Steely Dan box as the best take.

When "A Girl Like You" was new, I remember being excited that I could match that guitar sound by overdriving an old Teac cassette deck (inherited from my dad, who was once a kinda-sorta audiophile…this had 1/4" input jacks and everything) directly into my shitty little four track!
I'm still blown away by the production…

No. No, it isn't.

She loves pugs, apparently?

Yeah, I love his soloing, and I like Torn's.loops and stuff…I like TND a lot, but keep wishing the guitars were more present.

Fripp shoulda been the guitarist on The Next Day…

Bob Mould - "Keep Believing"
Edwyn Collins - "A Girl Like You" (woo!)
Salt - "Good Thing Going" (from the Psychedelic States, Ohio Volume 3 comp)
Beach Boys "Unreleased Backgrounds" (bonus chatter and shit from Pet Sounds)
Cocteau Twins - "Aloysius"
Night Beats - "Outta Mind"
Tim Buckley - "Grief In My Soul"
The Bears -…