Nope, and nothing will Chang my attitude, that's fo' Cho.

As a Korean dude, I have to say: this shit is fucking stupid.

I thought this had something to do with Dairy Queen.

I didn't play clickbait and dragons all these years and not learn a little something about courage.

How much fuck?

It hangs out with Florence now.

"I'm…complicated."
—Hank Hill

That qualifies him to be president!

The last category was "People That Annoy You." The board showd N_GGERS. The contestant whose turn it was bought a vowel, then it just cut to black.

I would upvote you twice, if only I could.

Schon was a fucking wizard in his youth, playing with Santana and showing up on a lot of really smokin' hot funk records in the '70s (like Betty Davis's raucous LP).

"They look funny, therefore they suck?"

It's been fucking done, internet!

Well I had to cut the gum out and I had a little trouble getting it even…

I'm a huge fan of The Zombies. I wasn't alive in their heyday, either.

No doubt. I think AVClub even has an interview where he discusses writing the hook the first time he picked up a bass guitar. Earn those clicks, AVC!

And years later that boy would record music in that very same car, eventually forming a band called The Head That Couldn't Lean Back.

They're plotted about as well as the cartoon was, honestly. I mean, I used to love the shit out of the Mattel/Mars Quick Energy Choc-o-Bot Hour when I was a kid, but god it does not hold up well.

And he was in motherfucking Get A Life

So, to complete it…