They quit trying to make their food look appetizing. They know their target market could give a shit less how it looks.

Apple media bends when I put it in my pocket.

It'll actually be cheaper because they'll make them in a prefab city in China, but they'll sell the titles at a premium.

We had one of those a couple weeks ago in Albany. I wish it weren't true, but it was the night the NWA movie came out. Sigh.

Yep, there was a lot of heroin.

Plane arium

I sleep in a big bed with my wife!

He thinks he's got an inelastic product, but what he has here is an elastic product.

I just read the first phrase of your post, and will read no further. Not because I don't think you have something intelligent to say, but because I enjoy the mental picture of a rabid Bobby Jindal trying to tear a chunk out of Jeb Bush with his teeth and dirty fingernails.

Resting Trumpface

My head hurts.

For me, it's not that I find the jokes shockingly offensive. They're just really, really, really, really lazy.

He's gone full stupid.

I thought Idris Elba was being considered for the recast, though?

When Pepsi unveiled that logo, all I could think was, "huh, looks like a pair of labia."

Some of the little games are fun. I liked the Roswell one.

I'm reading that in the voice of Zeke from Bob's Burgers.

To be fair, the man was a colossal asshole and hypocrite who wholeheartedly bought into his own mythology.

Apple sues Marvel for publishing a comic with rounded panel corners.

Early home computing history, especially, has been rewritten to give Apple a larger role than it really had. Not many people owned the Apple ][, it was all TRS-80s and Commodores.