I saw Craig T. Nelson in my toast this morning.

-urns

No one who sings in German could be evil!

Her '80s side project is K¥sha

I think that people may be innately racist. Doesn't matter if they're white. My sweet Korean mom has a thing against the Chinese and the Japanese. An African American friend has a thing against Puerto Ricans. Etc.

[FARTS]?

Great Job, ABC!

This is my favorite scene from The Wire.

Over Macho Grandome?

That's how I clean my cast iron pan. Avril Lavigne is cookware?

My therapist is a good person.

Do they have a big salad?

It's the Internet.

Hehe. Chubb.

Corporations are people, too!

So do I. Just so I can be sure you do, though, can you tell me what it means?

Susan Powter is due for a resurgence any day now.

*Taylor Swift gives Nicki Minaj a Slinky*

It's the anti-Dawes.

Um, that's nice and all, but I just wanted my drink refreshed…