You can't serve god and Mammon. Mammon being money.

Y'mean Alex…

It's that game you play with those wicker paddles.

Covering the Friends theme.

Milk Hotel sounds like the name of a site you get access to with a Brazzers subscription.

It's BCE now, you colonialist bastard.

"The Band"

Let's start a band.

You've never read Poe's "The Narrative of Pseudo Gordon Nym?"

"I live here ironically."

Seriously. I've heard new bluegrass albums where singers have been obviously auto-tuned (horrible robotic-sounding artifacts, etc.). Which kind of destroys the point of bluegrass-style vocals, really.

Silly. It's obviously some form of hovercraft.

An elegant Dutch woman.

You'll never replace what Trevor Horn & co. were able to achieve, no.

I have America (The Book) and am still amused by it, but most of it was of the read-it-once-and-don't-need-to-read-it-again variety for me.

What would you put in an emo salad?

Salon's THAT-a-way, mister!

"…she was tapped to "replace" Kristen Wiig…."

It glued my eyes shut.

It's good luck for your prostate.