It also gave us Wesley Willis's "Alanis Morisette." Which…well, I don't know. But it did.

Where does the Alan Parsons Project fit in all of this?

Well first, you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. It might also help to be hard, tough and stronger. At the same time, however, you do need to cool, calm and stay together.

Cut him some slack. He's only a freshman.

Spoiler: the audience laughs and sometimes applauds.

Maybe it's the sleep deprivation from packing for vacation, but I keep reading that headline as "Louis Prima creates…"

No, he never stops moving. The man's like a god damn shark.

I thought you said you'd be helping out with the bills, Internet!

I'm leaving the "he pulled an LBJ on you" bit for him…

"Flopography" is my new term for my collection of natural breast pictures.

This is what Ted Turner hath wrought…

That's ALWAYS the comment in the "needs improvement" section of my annual review here at work.

Good thing the big fart didn't happen during that fight.

They just want to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man…

It's been on the front page of Brazzers Network for a while.

You poached that line.

You get the ankles and I'll get the wrist.

The burning tells you it's a shirt!

You mean HAWT.

You can't just have a little grace!