-Swear to god, Jackie, I thought you were dead!

But she has grace. It's not just something you can pick up at the market.

He's got a good track record. You know that dog food commercial with chuck wagon? He did that.

Prince is a huge talent and has written more than his share of stone classic songs. He has also written more than his share of crap, but such is the danger of prolificity.

The monkey claw is smelly.

Life isn't worth living without my Google Glass!

God, that video brings back memories. Who does 2 minute+ title sequences anymore?

The A.V. Club

And I thought I was gonna make it through the day without masturbating.

Would you accept walkers? Ghouls? Walking dead?

That's harsh, man. So anyway, how's your sex life?

…and the Shrimp Shack Shooters?

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I will make him my personal hand puppet!

"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"

The character Crom Tuise is completely original and not based on any person, living or dead.

Ghengis Khan

A male version of Thelma & Louise.

"What's up the biopic? Has it made any progress?"

I TOLD you we'd see the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…