Ah, Usenet, I miss you…

It's only August, man.

The fuck did I do?!

His mother was a mudder!

It's all a flat circle.

It was neat to watch once, but something about the movie was tonally grating to me.

It could've just been about extreme caving and it would have been scary as fuck. I honestly thought the monsters were anticlimactic…nothing's scarier than knowing you have a bajillion metrick fucktons of solid ground balanced over your head.

If you do that…are you letting the right one in?

Great Job, Internet!

Those Occupy guys could've really used a firm guiding hand…

He said the documentary's near!

I love my hot dogs with burnt skins.

This is one of the few GJIs that really is a great job.

He looks like a dry run for Jamie Hyneman.

IT'S A LOT OF GUM!

I tell ya, if I ever find the son of a bitch that stole my glasses…

It was that worm from Poltergeist! Don't let those little button eyes fool you, the worm's a crazy fucker!

The General's superfluous penguin sidekick is.

Comment/username cognitive dissonance

OWEN DOESN'T HAVE A FRIEND!