What's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

I just got back from lunch. Boy, am I engorged!

Mars Attacks would like to have a word…no. No, it's just walking away in shame.

If the clicks keep comin', they'll keep writin'…

I took Lit Crit 101, too.

I prefer to just roll my eyes at this comment instead.

-Who are you?

The A.V. Club

He's been replaced by Kenney Jones.

Wait, you actually downvoted that post? And then bragged about it? The fuck? You're the kind of guy who publishes your ignore list on message boards, too, aren't you?

You got something against cast iron?

Those are '80s rock band groupies.

Maybe "promos" was a typo?

That's why they didn't want to be bothered telling the robots what they should do next.

Facial bed, eh…? O_o

#Robotbartenderlivesmatter

Probably in Japan. They have T-Rex robots to check you into hotels and shit there.

Your brother sounds like my brother…are you my other brother?

The Japanese have made a bunch of those, I think….

TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!