You mis-spelled "tits."

Inferior because US-ian!

And save the urination for Hustler shorts!

"We love Wet Hot American Summer, and here's why you should, too!"

One way or another, I'm gettin' stroked..

A7x?!

He wuz nekkid.

I still have a four digit ICQ login somewhere.

Too much fucking perspective!

Or a machine to help The Edge play guitar!

PC -> HDMI cable -> TV.

Woody Allen's movies are great, except for that nervous fella that's always in them.

"It's just fuckin' TV!"

I saw an article a couple weeks ago that indicated TD is #2 in ratings among premium cable shows and is up almost 20% over season 1.

What do you mean by "these people?!"

I don't get the "glacial pacing" argument. I wonder if this is similar to complaints people had about the Sopranos or the Wire when they exploded and people binge-watched the DVD sets to catch up, then got impatient when they had to view the show week-by-week. The first season was just as deliberately paced.

Reasonable perspectives aren't allowed here!

But this is the AVClub. Everything must be snark fodder.

Mine just said, "stop playing with yourself."

This is why Mrs. HR forced me to do a sleep study and get a CPAP.