You're a bad actress…yeah, that's right…a bad, dirty, filthy whore of an actress…

I'm walkin' here!

"And that's how I wrote 'Sweet Caroline.'"

Dude, I'm eating!

Then you're in the right place!

It's virtually indestructible, but actually destructible.

Mall Cop!

Wait, so he gets rich, then Dikachu gets rich, and that's what allows him to be deranged? Just wanna get my facts straight.

Fuckin' Americans.

The question is, would she prefer you that way?

I'm with ya on the Tommy James love. Cellophane Symphony is a great, really strange record.

Or their singer, Michael Burger King?

I preferred Bad Doobs.

I took writing classes in college with people who had the same philosophy! And in at least one or two cases, the profs were on board, too!

Nuh-uh

My friend's stepdad used to keep a fifth of rageahol in his study desk.

You're not, but you're the only one here who will admit it.

Username/comment synergy.

Hell yes. The original Japanese film is great at the very least, and I'd stand up for a handful of the sequels, too. And I even liked the newest one.

Yeah, no pictures. This is one of the best communities around when it comes to comments…I'd hate to see that disappear in a flood of meme pics and goofy gifs.