Was anyone else worried, and a little disgusted, that Josh's flop sweat would land in his food?

Not surprising. I once saw him wrestling with a dude whose back was like a barrel of snakes.

Not surprising. I once saw him wrestling with a dude whose back was like a barrel of snakes.

If I can't be happy, I like to make sure no one else is.

If I can't be happy, I like to make sure no one else is.

She probably told him what kind of pizza to like.

She probably told him what kind of pizza to like.

Army had a half day.

Army had a half day.

Did anyone read this and think it was a story about erstwhile AV Club commenter Jorge Von Salsa like I did?

Did anyone read this and think it was a story about erstwhile AV Club commenter Jorge Von Salsa like I did?

I have special…

I have special…

Do people here call it "prom" or "the prom"? We always called it "the prom," but when I went off to college, I noticed people referring to it just as "prom" (like O'Neal does here). I'm wondering if its a regional thing (I'm from Western New York), or if there's something else at play here (possibly sinister).

Do people here call it "prom" or "the prom"? We always called it "the prom," but when I went off to college, I noticed people referring to it just as "prom" (like O'Neal does here). I'm wondering if its a regional thing (I'm from Western New York), or if there's something else at play here (possibly sinister).

I like any paragraph that begins "Perverts may argue…"

I like any paragraph that begins "Perverts may argue…"

I really thought it was terrible at first. Just god awful. Then I found myself singing it to my son last night to get him to go to sleep.

I really thought it was terrible at first. Just god awful. Then I found myself singing it to my son last night to get him to go to sleep.

I beg to differ. James Cameron probably already fancies himself a deep sea diver, so I think he'd say astronaut.