Almost live?
Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

If Jews are what you're looking for, the AV Club should come to Buffalo! There are Jews here!

Hey, if the candy came before Halloween, it wouldn't be such a bad prize. Do you have any idea how fucking expensive Halloween candy is? Assuming, of course, that you're not the fucktard on the street who gives away Necco Wafers or Smarties, that is.

With a nice push-up bra, Barbie could have a nice rack of lamb…

The waiting may be over…
but the angry pool fucking is about to begin.

Kill Bill: Resurrection

Kill Bill 3: The Search for More Money

Love it.
I agree that this was the weakest episode of the show so far, but still funnier than most shows on TV now.

Does Abbie know that her dad's a…ya know…fancy boy?

That "She's ugly" line killed me and my wife…one (of many) of our favorite line readings from "Vacation." I can't imagine that was an accident.

I love how the seminar description is so incredibly pretentious and speaks of "rogue" tactics such as lockpicking and falsifying documents, but the location of the first seminar is "a conference room of a Los Angeles hotel." Badass.

I exist as the monarch who rules over the entirety of the planet earth!

My vote is for Sarah Chalke and the original Becky showing up as Penny's sisters. Holy shit, that's actually a good idea…

I require a fast rate of motion.

Luke, I am the man who impregnated your mother, who thereafter gave birth to you, thus creating a paternal-filial relationship between us gentlemen.

Nothing to do with Box Office
Has anyone noticed that new feature called "What's Viral Now" or some such shit?

Heist Movies
I love the "overly complicated, if even one thing goes wrong, the whole plan will blow up in the characters' faces" heist scenario. See, e.g., Ocean's Eleven, The Italian Job.

Yes, thanks tim underscore I, I'm well aware of the origins of that joke. I was hopeful that my fellow AV Clubbers would be too.

I was seven in 1986. My older brother called me a douchebag once around that time, not knowing what it was, and he got scolded pretty harshly by my mother. It may have been after 1986, but the word existed as an insult long before it entered the cultural lexicon.