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Gingivitis-The Lost 5th Horsem
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A rap artist advocating censorship of performer over content that offends. The irony is palpable.

The interviewer never even touched on his stint in the graphic novel series "The Boys". Seriously? His likeness plays a Simon Pegg-like character in a seminal series like that, and it doesn't rate a mention, but he gets to wax rhapsodic about pizza?

Okay, I was going to say something clever and then realized I couldn't see the screen.

What an awful day.

Did our esteemed reviewer see the same movie I just witnessed?

Please, dear god, I hope they don't bill the season finale as "A Very Special Episode" culminating in a wedding.

Oh, it's abso-fucking-lutely legit.  But it only seems to work when the powder is poured out of a shotgun shell that's been bitten in half.  Unbitten gunpowder is for charlatans and posers, and has no place in modern medicine.

If it's used dental floss, we professionals remove most of the visible chunks prior to suturing.  That's not just aesthetics; that's good medicine.  I think you'd agree?

Trauma doc here.  Good movies always take a detour through Sillyville whenever a character has to "get the bullet out".  Except for slugs which I can feel through the skin with my fingertips, the only bullets I have removed throughout my career, have been ones where it was A) incidental to repairing a deep vessel, or

As a matter of fact, I do.  My boxer-briefs which remain soiled with laughter.

So, really, what's so bad about a comedy that's, I dunno, really funny?  Do films HAVE to capture a zeitgeist?  Entertainment which is anachronistic, slickly produced, affectionate to its subject matter, but…what's the word? "entertaining".
Did we miss the point of the film?  
GalaxyQuest, anyone?

Let's hope someone Nipseys this in the bud.

Let's hope someone Nipseys this in the bud.

Katt Williams did comedy?  Interesting.

Katt Williams did comedy?  Interesting.

Who is that hot chick I always see hanging around that one Wachowski brother lately?  Yowza!

Who is that hot chick I always see hanging around that one Wachowski brother lately?  Yowza!

Rex Reed couldn't give "Dark Knight Rises" two thumbs up, because a) one hand was under his desk the whole time he was writing his review, and b) the other hand was needed to catch the sploosh.

Why is the stretchy guy from the Fantastic Four writing movie reviews?

Taste is of course, subjective.  You, of course, lack it.