i can't reckon i knows about them frenches or them laces. i tells my wife to go to the store and gets me some food fer supper. she brought backs this little yeller bottle of this mess, she says it was frenches. i told her don't be bringin nones of that inta this here house. it aint right with the lord i says.

yeah we's can't be a wastin them corn bones, so we's uses em to wipes our back hinds. i only gots one left though cause we aint gots no more corn, so we all uses the same one.

yeah but i keeps it in the toilet room cause i'm don't know hows to work them dang toilets with the waters and the flushing. so i don't haves to goes outside or nuthin likes that unless i just wants to. sometimes i wants to.

i was takings me a pee in the toilet room and i saws my pecker. i didn't hollers it out or nuthin but i gots me a pecker. it's pretty good.

i used to to watched thats show becker on my televisions set when i had me somes rabbit ears fer it. i can't watched it no mer cause i can'ts gets no signals no mer. can somebody gives me a ride to the ster?

i wents outside at night one times and gots a gnat in my hairs. i was picking it outs.

i thinks when i were a yungun i wer eatens by wolves. then i went home later outs of thems bellies. i hads me some bread.

them there boys was pumpings some gas and theys run off fore they pays fer it. then theys go to get em some lovin froms a hooker and they not pays fer it. they runs off. they goes to shovels some snow and they runs off fore they gets paid fer it. i aint gots the herpes.

I thinks she from Possum Grape on my street that i'm lives on. I lives downs the street from the woods. Theys got them trees down yonders.

I was in the toilet room yestersdays and there were a big pooh in theres.